Curious George Not Gay

By G. Alan Groop

 Hollywood, CA -  In a statement, released through his publicist, legendary child-book star Curious George has stated that he is heterosexual and intends to stay that way.  Continue article


End Of World Rescheduled Due To Math Error
 
By G. Alan Groop

Berkley, CA - A shocking announcement, by The Center for Planetary Studies, suggests that the life span of the Sun has been overestimated by 4,999,999,990 years. Until recently the expected life of the Sun was 5 billion years.  The Center is now estimating the sun will deplete all of its hydrogen in the next ten years  Continue article
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Cows Have A Right To Be Mad

 By G. Alan Groop

 London, England - The question, everybody seems to be asking, is what caused the cows to become so angry?  An animal psychologist, Dr. Bernie Watlow, attempted to answer this question at a luncheon in Liverpool.  "What we have is an oppressed species that is, quite frankly, not going to take it anymore." Continue article
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Stupid Man Sues Stupid Parents For Making Him Stupid

By G. Alan Groop

In an unprecedented legal case, Johnnie Ray Dumont, 33, of Hope Arkansas has filed suit against his parents for causing him to be stupid.
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Center for Disease Control Seeks New Name

By - G. Alan Groop

In an effort to improve public perception, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has asked the United States government to consider renaming the agency. Continue article
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