In today's "Here Today, Gone Tomorrow" business world, nobody has a company story anymore. Tales of misery, fingers worked to the bone, mules dying in the field with their yokes on, cannibalized workers, are no longer part of the corporate lexicon. Well we aren't like the other modern companies. We suffer on a daily basis, struggling to get by on meager incomes which force us to eat poorly, listen to AM radio, and drive cars which embarrass us.
Here is our story:
Scandalous Squirrel Productions, LLC, was conceived by millionaire (according to him) Milt "Mudcat" Knudson. Mr. Knudson made his fortune in the urinal cake business, working his way up from a traveling salesman to owner of a large-scale distributor of urinal cakes and related products. Sensing the urinal cake bubble was about to burst, due to the introduction of the automatic toilet flusher, Milt sold his business and moved on. By day he remained busy managing his "Speed Bumps Sales and Service" franchises, and at night Milt playing with his band "Double Coverage". This band, as the name implies, was not just another cover band, but rather a band that only covered previously covered songs. This additional abstraction from the original song allowed the band increased artistic freedom and listener latitude. With the success of Double Coverage, Milt deluded himself into thinking he could make money in the record business. He began to scour the country for undiscovered talent and uncut gems he could sign to recording contracts under the Scandalous Squirrel Productions, LLC label.. Asked why a squirrel, Milt explained how he viewed the squirrel as an underdog who didn't get the attention he deserved. "Sure", points out Milt, "there was that flying squirrel and the secret agent, but cases like that are rare." "Plus", he added, "I have several rabbits in my back yard that bear a striking resemblance to this shady little squirrel who's always hanging around." Now that's scandalous! Read More ... ...
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