The first artist to sign with Scandalous Squirrel Productions was Country artist Lenny "Saddle Horn" Stubbs. Named for an adolescent accident, which allowed him to hit incredibly high notes for a man his size, Stubbs was a lean package with obvious appeal to the ladies. In a pattern, which would sadly repeat itself, tragedy struck Scandalous Squirrel Productions on the evening before "Saddle Horn" was to record his first album. It happened in a country line dancing accident, at The Trusty Steed Honky-Tonk outside of Laredo Texas. Reports were that the Lenny was crushed to death when the line did a "left kick, right kick, step back, step right" and Lenny did a "left kick, right kick, step back, step left".
After recovering from this setback, and a bout with persistent Scurvy, Milt signed a flamboyant singer/guitarist who simply went by "Juan". Before he signed the contract, "Juan" made it a point to inform Milt that he was "in recovery". Milt never gave it a second thought, figuring it didn't matter and besides, most of his friends were drunks anyway. It became clear, based on the extradition hearing, that "Juan" was, in fact, a "recovering" serial killer responsible for the murders of a dozen Chihuahua-smugglers across Mexico. The loss of his new headliner, and his huge signing bonus, left Milt without an act, nearly penniless … and another bout with Scurvy. Sure I ain't got nothing else to do, I'll keep reading
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