Hitman For Less
At Hitman For Less we offer professional hitman services at an affordable price. There are lots of people out there, and lets face it some of them should die. If you have a co-worker, spouse, or neighbor you don't want around anymore, we can help. Years ago, professional hitman services could cost you $5,000-$10,000. We offer professional hits for a fraction of this cost. How do we do it? One word: VOLUME. We are quick and efficient, offering same-day service in many major cities. We offer volume discounts and a variety of pricing models, from our affordable "Discount to Die For" package to our "New York City Style" gangland slaying package. All hits are backed by our money back guarantee, with careful, discrete completion** of our assignments. To order, visit our website, select a victim, and make your payment using a major credit card. We will send you an email notifying you when the job has been completed. Its that simple to rid yourself of an unwanted person in your life!
** The careful, discrete completion clause does not apply to the "Discount to Die For" package, which generally ends, even on a good day, with a grisly crime scene capable of making seasoned investigators weep. To provide the significant discount, offered by this package, we must utilizes "Junior Varsity" level hitmen. While they provide effective assassination services, they are not the hitman answer to Norm Abrams and woodworking.
** The "Discount to Die For" package does not offer clean, discrete killings. Due to the discounted price, these jobs generally result in a horrible crime-scene mess that will turn the stomach of even experienced investigators.
